So, i had my surgery follow up today. I'm not abnormal, thank god. But in the same breath, she told me i'm "not normal either." I'm INFLAMED. Sounds exotic.
The doctor accused me of going into the sun without sunscreen. Well, I guess it's not an accusation if that's what I did. But I'm innocent until proven guilty, god dammit. She says I should wear sunscreen everyday, all days, and a floppy hat. Fuggedabout the sunscreen, but I'm all about the floppy hat. I TRIED to buy one yesterday, but I wasn't allowed.
Buy me a hat?
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psh - like anyone is NORMAL. societal "norm" is like Paris Hilton or something...which should make you happy to be the farthest away from normal you can possibly be.
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