Wednesday, April 27, 2005

No, really, we'll be just fine.

"False Alarm Sends Bush To Underground Shelter"
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Fears that an unidentified aircraft had entered restricted space near the White House prompted security officials to move President Bush from the Oval Office to an underground shelter Wednesday

While the rest of us schmucks just sit around and twiddle our thumbs. No need to evacuate tall buildings, no need to warn the public, everything will be fine because Bush. Is. Safe.


1 comment:

Mike said...

Warning the public would cause panic and mayhem and would be even more destructive.