Wednesday, June 29, 2005

"Screw you, Casey. Live in a box. A soggy one. With a hole in the top."

When I sell the house that we currently don't own, I'm going to be the biggest bitch everyone has ever met.

Totally going to mindfuck all the buyers. I'm going to sit on contracts for weeks on end. I'm going to not accept the highest bidders. I'm going to tease by putting it on and off the market. I'm going to have "open house" and then lock all the doors. I'm going to put it on the market for a ridiculously low price so that the biggest bidding war known to man ensues.

Because I will be the seller.

And I can.

Psychotic much? Yes please.

2 comments:

lauren e said...

oh please. you will not. im calling your bluff.

lauren e said...

POST IT! POST IT! i cant stand it! tell the world soon or i will!!!!!