Sunday, June 26, 2005

The opposite of Progress

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees, and has the following statistics:

-29 have been accused of spousal abuse
-7 have been arrested for fraud
-19 have been accused of writing bad checks
-117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
-3 have done time for assault
-71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
-14 have been arrested on drug related charges
-8 have been arrested for shoplifting
-21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
-84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the past 12 months

Do you know what organization this is?

It's the United States Congress.

The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.


Mike said...

Right. And you've never done anything bad before.

Saki said...

Of course I have. I just haven't been caught ;)

lauren e said...

AND shes nto running the world.