Tuesday, June 21, 2005
I have your iPod. I am holding it hostage until you meet my demands. Please note that I verify my claims by the photo to the right of this blog. Take note of the date on the paper. Time is running out on the 'pod, Lauren. I demand the sum of one gajillion dollars in small (5's and 1's, so as not to tip anyone off) unmarked bills. Place the gajillion dollars in the basket I will hang off of my balcony no later than Tuesday of next week. Wednesday, if you're super busy. Also, in addition to the gajillion dollars, I would like some cookies. Thank you and goodnight.
Your iPod Stealing Friend