Thursday, May 05, 2005

The Top 10 Reasons Why I Should Be In The Guinness Book Of World Records

#10- Most text messages sent in one month: 3,748

#9- Most elaborate funeral held for a fish: Killer the Dog, January 23rd 2003

#8- Most articles of clothing for a dog: 8 shirts, 2 jackets, one raincoat, 4 sweaters, 3 sweatshirts and 4 snowboots

#7- Longest time spent sleeping with the lights on after reading a scary book: 3 months, 12 days, and counting...

#6- Largest collection of broken clamshells

#5- Most people that no one on Earth likes crammed into one room: My house, election day 1999

#4- Biggest fear of crickets

#3- Most money allegedly owed to Montclair State University in unpaid parking tickets- One thousand Two hundred and sixty dollars

#2- Phoniest fake ID: Kayla Johnson, from New Hamshire, D.O.B. April 20th 1976

And finally, the number one reason that I, Casey Burrows, should be in the Guinness Book of World Records- Most delusions of grandeur in one poem: 10

10 comments:

lauren e said...

evan: "so casey, what'd you do today?"

casey: "well, i figured out how lucky you are to have maried me! do you have any idea how many reasons i came up with for why i should be in the guinness book of world records??"

yeah, sure. good luck with that. ;)

Mike said...

3,748 text messages in a single month, and I didn't get a single one. :-p

Saki said...

Text messaging works 2 ways, mike. :P

Saki said...

It'll prob be like Evan: "3,748 text messages!! They're 5 cents each!!!! You cost too much!!"

lauren e said...

you cost too much....lol

lauren e said...

by the way, mike - what is with this "no unregistered users may comment" crap? its quite deterring. is that really the kind of message you want to be sending? ;)

Mike said...

I had to make it so you had to register to comment cause I was getting hundreds of comment spam a day and it was too much to go through and delete all of them. : ( You should register because that'll let you submit posts on my blog if you wanted.

Mike said...

You can register here: http://cataclysmsecurity.com/wp-register.php

Saki said...

He told me the same lie, lauren, I think he's selling my email address to "Make your penis 3 inches bigger" or "viagra rx" or "live hot babes 4 u" or something

Mike said...

Don't forget all of the online casinos.