So. This is what Evan found in his Chocolate Milkshake from McDonalds today. He sucked it up through his straw and into his mouth. Upon feeling the lump, he looked at me, his skin sort of green, and I could see his body wretching, "What is this?!" he asked.
THIS is our new claim to fame, my friends.
What is it, really? I don't know.
But it's mine now. And I'm not giving it back - I don't care who it belongs to. M-I-N-E now.
Too bad we didn't see the Virgin Mother in our BigMac. We'd be unstoppable.