Thursday, April 30, 2009

You never know just how you look through other peoples eyes

I signed onto Amazon today to try to find the elusive Glo-E bear for Cecilia for her birthday (which, by the way, is sold out.  Everywhere.  Of course it is.  FML.) and I was greeted by the ever-so-friendly "Welcome Saki!  We have recommendations for you!"

Recommendations, you say?  Having nothing better to do at the moment* I clicked to find out what my recommendations were.  According to Amazon, these are the things I need in my life:

1.  A 40 piece bit assortment
2.  A Leatherman multitool**
3.  A makita 18 volt compact drill
4.  Gillette Mach 3 cartridge 12 count
5.  Nintendo DS game system
6.  Tin-Man 2 disk collectors edition DVD set
7.  Victorinox Swiss Army Pocket Knife
8.  Fancy Nancy Bonjour Butterfly (hardcover)
9.  Rockabye: From Wild to Child (paperback)
10.  Holocaust Testimonies:  The Ruins of Memory (paperback)

Please join me in asking "What the fuck?"  Who exactly does Amazon think I am?  

* read: since I was avoiding cleaning the kitchen
**  Heh.. "multitool" makes me larf.  

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A clean shaven, Jewish Carpenter who likes to read stories about being pregnant, or books for preschoolers, and play on their DS on long car rides.....Duh