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Monday, April 13, 2009
Nothin' matters in this whole wide world, when you're in love with a Jersey Girl
Three men married wives from different states.
The first man married a woman from Idaho. He told her that she was to do the dishes and the house cleaning. It took a bit, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Kansas. He give his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, all the dishes and all the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a delicious home cooked meal on the table.
The third man married a woman from New Jersey. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, laundry done, and hot meals on the table. He said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix his wife a sandwich and load the dishwasher.