I'm going to be a bajillionaire.
Because you see, kids, I'm going to win the mega-millions lottery. Yes, you heard me correctly. I am going to WIN. With the ticket I haven't purchased yet.
And then, I'm going to buy a plethora of useless things. Two of some, but in different colors. And one pair of every shoes that Jimmy Choo has ever designed. EVER.
And don't worry, faithful blog readers, I won't forget about you when I win. I'm generous like that.
If I was a rich girl....All day long I'd bittbittybum...If I was a wealthy girl...