I want... (Part II)

...A roastbeef sub with fresh mozzerella and extra mayo
...To cross my legs without my hips popping
...To wear pants with zippers and buttons
...To bend at the waist
...My esophagus back
...To sleep on my belly
...Brie, Blue Cheese and Prosciutto
...Fresh Apple Cider
...To take a really hot, really relaxing bath
...A rare steak
...To sleep the whole night without getting up to pee at 1:30, 3, 6, and 8
...To go a day without chomping down 487 Tums Extra Strength
...A cigarette
...A joint
...A glass or ten of good red wine
...To strut around in heels without tottering like a Weeble
...Caffeine
...A real Caesar salad
...It to be May