#10- She knows the correct response to "I'm Le Tired"
#9- She doesn't bat an eye as I mutter "aw, shit.." and pass her my looped up knitting
#8- She thinks the phrase "Do you know what that sound is, Highness?" is just as funny as I do
#7- She knows how to make really witty cracks about republicans
#6- She lets my dog love her and show her all his toys (even if she is a cookie hoarde)
#5- She makes fun of my husband more than I do
#4- We share the same distaste for the same types of people - creates very fun bitchfests
#3- She never met a slurpee she didn't like
#2- She promptly declares anyone giving me a hard time a "No talent ass clown" and writes them off
#1- She's always there for me, and makes me smile when the last thing on my mind is smiling :)
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yay!!
i love you, girl. :) thank goodness for us. ((((((((saki))))))))
and thank goodness for knitting bitchfests, too.
Mike <3's Lauren
what? you "three" me?
just kidding. ;)
wtf mike? You never give me lovin' anymore...AND, it's been like months since you less than three'd me. :)
She's cuter than you are, what can I say?
MIKE DAO! Don't be an ass!
I am not being an ass!
well, i AM pretty cute. ;)
i've been known to turn quite a few men into assholes in my day.
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