Thursday, February 07, 2008

To Whom It May Concern...

Dear Dairy Products,

Oh how I miss thee.  I count the days until we can be together again, with no one coming between us.  Only 214 more days.   

Love,
Your Beloved Saki


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Dear Lactaid,

Fuck You.

No, really.  Fuck You.

Sincerely,
Saki

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Dear Yoga Pants,

Don't tell Dairy Products, but you have become my new favorite thing in life.  

With Love Always,
The Very Comfortable Saki

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I effing miss you Wife....this distant thing is totally unacceptable, I have major news and I need to share screw this Im calling your house.

PS: Im not really anonymous just lazy