Thursday, February 07, 2008

To Whom It May Concern...

Dear Dairy Products,

Oh how I miss thee.  I count the days until we can be together again, with no one coming between us.  Only 214 more days.   

Your Beloved Saki


Dear Lactaid,

Fuck You.

No, really.  Fuck You.



Dear Yoga Pants,

Don't tell Dairy Products, but you have become my new favorite thing in life.  

With Love Always,
The Very Comfortable Saki

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I effing miss you Wife....this distant thing is totally unacceptable, I have major news and I need to share screw this Im calling your house.

PS: Im not really anonymous just lazy