So, this is what is scraping off of the top of the cabinets. Lauren herded all of the goop onto the end of a paint stirring stick. Shortly after this picture was taken, the goop slithered off of the stick and fell to the floor with a resounding THWAP.
It then proceeded to flow like an amoeba to hide under the cabinets with the ants.
Okay, I made that part up. But it def would have happened if we let it sit on the floor long enough.