10. There are half-full, brightly colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub
9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in the corner
8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function
7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit don, someone is going to start banging on the door.
6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA
5. You've got someone in your face at 3am, looking for a drink
4. There's definitely going to be a fight
3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested
2. There are crumpled up underwear everywhere
1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got in there
3 comments:
One of your best posts yet! Super funny, and I should know, I am married to a recovering frat boy
We can SO build on these and add our own. :)
Very funny! No doubt about it, toddlers are a handful! At times, it will seem like they can be in two places at the same time :-)
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