It's election day! I know you all are busy doing the happy dance that the pre-recorded-trash-talking-phone-calls will stop, and the obnoxiously large, highly glossy, libel filled fliers will stop pouring our of your mailbox, but don't forget to take a minute to GO VOTE!
If you don't vote, you lose your right to complain about:
The Police Department
The President (and all of his henchmen)
The middle east
..and pretty much everything else that you guys like to complain about. Voting is easy, it's fast, and it's kinda fun. GO DO IT.
Are you still sitting there reading? WTF? GO VOTE!!!