Daaaaaaaddy....

I want a pony noooooooooooooooow

Betchya didn't know...

Two names you go by:
1. Saki
2. Babe

Two things you are wearing right now:
1. Black tanktop
2. Pink yoga pants

Two of your favorite things to do:
1. spend time with family & friends
2. garden

Two things you want very badly at the moment:
1. a nap
2. To win the lotto, pay off the house, cars, etc

Two favorite pets you have had/have
1. Guido
2. Rizzo

Two people who will fill this out
1. Lauren
2. Ambah

Things you ate today:
1. Rye toast
2. 3 pieces of gum

Two people you last talked to:
1. My mom :)
2. Evan

Two things you're doing tomorrow:
1. Getting a costume for my Happy Halloweeny girl :)
2. Playing with chalk outside

Two longest car rides:
1. Mobile, AL to Cliffside, NJ
2. Northfield, NJ to Boston, MA. It wasn't THAT long, but god it felt like it

Two favorite holidays:
1. Christmas Eve
2. My BIRTHDAY :)

Two favorite beverages:
1. Green tea
2. Hot chocolate

Now, here's what you're supposed to do ... and please do not spoil the fun. Copy this, delete my answers and type in your answers. Leave the whole thing in my comments so I feel loved and adored. Because I am loved and adored....right?

This guy is my new hero

The Mima

Jemma: I think God's trying to tell me something.

Saki: ?

Jemma: this morning walking outta 7-11 i almost get backed into by a Herr's potato chip truck. so close. In gym, i was bent down, and when i stood up, i got hit in the head with a football. THEN they're doing work on franklin so my bus driver dropped me off on davis and second...which really had nothing to do with my god tryna tell me something, it was just a major inconvenience.

Saki: God's tryin' to tell you to shop at WaWa.

Jemma: Do you know how packed it is in there?

Saki: Dude, don't mess with the word of God.

Tales from the MSNBCasey Vault

Once upon a time......

In a not so distant past, Luker bought a motorcycle.


He brought the motorcycle over, in hopes that he and The Hubbin' could hoist it up onto the back of his truck, as Luker is only one man, and can not drive both a motorcycle and truck simultaneously. The back of the truck was emptied, in preparation for the bike.


Not wanting to be hasty, Luker and the Hubbin' surveyed the situation, deciding upon the best way to lift it.


"How much does that weigh?" I asked Luker. "Eh. About 400lbs or so," he answered, pulling on his gloves. But it has a full tank of gas. So maybe a little more." I just nodded, watching the menfolk. Lauren and I stood beside each other, snickering here and there as the Great Motorcycle Hoist of 2006 attracted the neighbors, but was failing to get off the ground. Lauren, not being one to stand idle, finally came forward, and showed the boys how it was done.


Victory, AT LAST!

And what would Tuesday be without a good Dubya joke?

The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a
picture of President George W. Bush to honor his achievements while serving
as the president of our nation. The problem was discovered when claims had
been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which
had been sent using the "Bush" postage was not being delivered. President
Bush demanded a full investigation into the allegations. A special Postal
Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many
dollars spent, made the following findings:

*The stamp was manufactured properly.
*There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
*People were just spitting on the wrong side